Slim, Otis, Frank and Alex (three boys and a girl) form a group of snowboard and skate young bank robbers. They are known as masters of the runaway art. Slim, the thinking head hatched a plan for their final retirement: five consecutive burglars, in five days, involving 20 million dollars. But this time, they're gonna have to face both the police - and the mafia! An entrepreneurial criminal, Slim (Dorff) is as smart as they come. Cocky and confident, he assembles a team of risk-taking rush-seekers to pull off a series of five bank heists, each time using a different extreme sport to make the getaway. Following an unexpected windfall on only their second job, the gang nets $20 million in untraceable bonds. Having scored enough money to retire on, Slim and his crew decide to call the robbery game quits. But both the mob and the police have other plans in mind for Slim: they want him to keep working, for them. Roller Bladers stealing money? They can out run hundreds of cops with their freestyle skills?? and then they take of their masks and change into civilian clothing and guess what? they are all good looking people, one is a beach blonde guy one is a blonde women and one is an African American!? (cliche!) I don't know about you but the chances of a bunch of overly attractive people being able to skate like that with out at least one accident (ever seen a skate video) is pretty remote and when they take their robber out fits off at the end to change in to suits and stuff, well they would be covered in sweat and would pretty much stink! And who would come up with such a dumb plan like that anyway? Was this story written by a 5 year old? I can't tell you anymore about this film because I switched it off at this point before it turned my brain to mush! This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. Honestly the only reason I watched the entire movie is because I was forced to by friends, in fact I only registered with IMDb to protest my disgust of this movie. I know that I personally can't make a better movie, but the only reason being I do not have the funding to do so. This movie has no real plot and the dialog is the worst I have ever heard. See this movie at your own risk. I am completely disgusted that movies as bad as this gets shown in theaters. I would rather stab myself multiple times in the chest than watch this movie again. Please stay away, very AWFUL movie, 1 star, and that's only because I did not have the option of choosing 0 stars.
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